Roses are Red…Violets are Blue-Not Purple?

Valentine’s Day is almost upon us (this week) so I thought I would add my own little twist to this somewhat corny, yet romantic standard.

Roses are red,

Violets are purple.

Now my true love has to hirple,

I warned him he was standing,

Too near my horse’s curple.

You can probably figure the above out, but if not there is always Google. 

The next one needs (and has) no explanation.

Roses are red,

Violets are purple,

Sugar is sweet,

And so’s a grape slurple,

Please excuse me, if I burple!