9 Ladies Dancing (Not Dancing with the Stars!)

9 Ladies Dancing!

‘Tis the day for yours truly (me-not your true love) to give you nine ladies dancing and here they are!

·         First Lady (literally and on this list) Michelle Ozumba, I mean Obama! Who better to help me realize my fitness goals which include keeping the holiday pounds at bay?

·         Next is the multitalented Monica Lewinsky doing your choice of the Limbo or pole dancing.

·         Dolly Parton follows doing the Hammer Dance while singing “U Can’t Touch This These”. Do you really think anyone is going to be watching her Hammer harem/parachute pants?

·         Then there’s Tammy Two Step Why Not Wynette dancing while she stands by her man. A list of ladies dancing wouldn't be complete without some good old country line dancing!

·         And with the latest You Tube sensation, go Lady Ga Ga Gangnam Style. Opp, Opp, Oppan Gangnam Style!

·         You won’t have to turn up your radio or drive a million miles for ev’rybody to have fun tonight and ev’rybody Wang Chung tonight. Just watch Connie (Wang) Chung rip it up, move down, rip it up, move it down to the ground.

·         A list of ladies dancing wouldn't be complete without Donna Summers, the queen of disco, known for working hard for the money!

·         I’m also including Hillary Clinton, who while fainted while break (your head) dancing and suffered a mild concussion. (Notice the six degrees of separation between her and Monica.)

·         And the last lady dancing on this list is Lorena Bobbit. She isn't a very good dancer but she just keeps cutting in.

If I skipped anyone you think should have been on my list leave a comment and perhaps your lady will appear on next year’s list of 9 Ladies Dancing!