Warning! Mombies Walk Tonight!

Warning! Drivers beware and on the lookout for Mombies tonight. If you are not sure what they look like well, here is a brief description. They come in a variety of shapes and sizes but usually have dark circles under their eyes and will probably be watching out for you! They can often be found carrying and drinking coffee so if they seem a bit jittery remember they may be a bit over caffeinated by nightfall. This time of year they’re generally accompanied by a candy greedy gaggle of small goblins, witches, vampires, and zombie wannabes AKA trick or treaters. They can sometimes be found holding the hands of several small monsters at a time while simultaneously pushing a stroller or pulling a wagon and aiming a flashlight through the night chill. The good news is that Mombies, unlike Zombies, prefer to eat chocolate (trick or treat size is the best) rather than the brains of living humans. This is not a test or made up emergency preparedness drill, and yes I am a licensed (in the state of Georgia) Zombie hunter, but Mombies have nothing to fear because I will be home handing out treats while they are out and about. This warning expires whenever your local trick or time is over.

Happy Halloween!