8 Maids a Milking-The Countdown Keeps Churning!

Dear Santa,

    We are sending you this card to share a little Christmas steer. We know this is your busy time of year and we want you to know that we are pulling for you, especially on the eighth day of Christmas. The other 11 days of Christmas pail in comparison to ours. We herd it through the bo vine that some of your reindeer have been sick so we feel mooo ved to volunteer our cows. We have just the girl to take Rudolf’s place. Nude Jersey lost her hide and has been blushing brightly ever since. We are aware there’s a lot at steak and we don’t want you to worry, all our girls can easily jump over the moon and cattle drive your sleigh filled with gifts on Christmas Eve. This offer is no bull. It’s the veal thing.

                                                  Sincerely,

                                                          8 Maids

Dear Maids,

   Kinder words were never uddered. Your offer is sincerely appreciated but all of the reindeer have recovered and will be able to fulfill their duties this Christmas Eve. I will however keep your offer in mind and consider it my official plan B for the future.

                                                                        Thanks and Merry Christmas!

                                                                                                                 Santa

*Blogger’s Note: I think I have milked this one for all its worth.