6 Geese a Laying, I’m Just Sayin’

On the sixth day of Christmas as a gift, in fact,

Was a gaggle of geese, 6 to be exact.

Amelia and Abigail Gabble of Aristocats’ fame

were laying rubber in the driveway whenever they came

to visit Gwen from Charlotte’s Web who thought she saw a spider,

that made Goosebumps bump her head and spill her apple cider.

So on Goosebumps goose egg Gwen was laying an icepack

as she yelled at the Gabbles, “You should drive on a race track!”

“Time for laying out the feast,” they yelled back in return,

“We want the turkey that keyed our car to fry or burn!”

Soon the Native American goose, Wauna, sniffed, “What smells?”

 After laying an egg, she came walking on egg shells.

“Laying in wait for Christmas?” honked Boris, “I’m just saying.”

On the sixth day of Christmas there were 6 geese a laying!