Sunday, March 31, 2013


Happy Easter!
Once upon a time there was a small, rather isolated village nestled among rolling green hills and wildflower meadows. It was a place that time had seemingly forgotten where traditions were treasured and life was simple and uncomplicated. Everyone knew everyone and greeted each other warmly as they went about their tasks each day. The children gathered to play each day in the center of the little village, in the tidy park like square that was bordered by the village hall, a small grocery, a tailor’s shop, a single chair barber and beauty salon, and a small bakery. Of course every idyll has its strange side (think rolling green hills dotted with silent wind turbines, bunnies, and flowers with a cooing baby faced sunrise that just so happens to also shelter hideous creatures also known as Teletubbies). In this story the village baker, Bartholomew East was the town oddity. He was different from all the rather small in stature, clean shaven villagers. He towered over all (at least a full foot taller than the mayor), had a deep voice to match. He also had unruly hair sprouting from almost every uncovered part of his body, including his ears and especially his arms and the knuckles on the backs of his hands. Among the children he was known behind his back as Beast, because of course, not only his looks but the name on his mailbox was B. East. His baked confections were delectable enough to help the villagers overlook his strange looks and sometimes slightly stranger proclivities. The baker had one display case off to the side in his bakery that held sweet rolls and buns in the shape of different body parts. What started out as a variation on bear claws had taken on a whimsy all its own. In that case were displayed sweet roll ears, noses, donut hole toes and eyeballs, etc. You get the picture?  But under all that hairiness Mr. East was not only a good baker, he was a genuinely kind and generous villager too. On Saturday mornings the village children could always count on receiving a small free treat at his bakery, each in its own white bakery bag, along with an admonishment to remember not to litter by leaving those bags on the ground in the square because if the children did there would be no more Saturday treats. Mr. East knew the bags would quickly be emptied, so tasty were his treats and the children seemed to relish eating lady fingers and such. But one fine Saturday the inevitable occurred, a crumpled white bakery bag was discarded on the ground rather than the trash can and it stood out very obviously in contrast to the bright green grass of the village square. Mr. East was very sad and the following Saturday he knew the children would be too. He took a picture of it with his IPhone where it lay then picked it up and disposed of it properly. When the children arrived the following Saturday with great expectation Mr. East showed them the photo on his phone and sadly took in the disappointed looks on the faces of the children for Mr. East was not one to go back on his word. There were no treats on that sad Saturday. As the children filed out looking longingly at the sweets in the display cases they passed by the baker had an idea. Come back tomorrow after church, he told the children and he knew they would because Sunday mornings were his busiest. On Sunday morning, instead of bags he had a row of brightly colored baskets lined up on the top of the children’s favorite display case, each with a special treat nestled carefully inside. The children’s faces lit up with smiles as he handed each one of his special baskets and admonished them to bring the basket back next Saturday for another treat. Finally there was only one small boy left in the line and he hesitated to come forward and claim his basket. The baker knew this was the litterbug, and when he stuttered his apology and promise to do better he was forgiven and given a basket too. As the boy dug into the basket a look of pure joy came over his face and he exclaimed, “B..B..B…East your bun knees are the b..b..b..est!”
Happy Easter!

Saturday, March 30, 2013


Toenail Clippings
I’ve heard about finding arsenic in the hair of the deceased when poisoning was suspected, and on another note, I’ve heard of strange collections like belly button lint, but collecting toenail clippings was a new one for me. My husband suggested toenail clippings as a blog topic and this is what I found out.
In New Jersey, in an area designated by the EPA as a Superfund site, researchers are collecting toenail clippings from residents to try and measure hexavalent chromium, a known carcinogen, exposure. Lots of people reside above an underground (in groundwater and soil) plume of this toxic waste. It is the same stuff that sickened Californians whose story was told in the movie "Erin Brockovich." As many as 600 structures and 3,600 residents are at risk of exposure and the data from slow growing toenail clippings can help determine where the exposure is having the greatest impact.
I am thinking for many of these folks the wait for results will be a (toe) nail biter. I hope the toxins don’t turn their homes into a toe away zone and the test results all come out toe-tally negative.

Friday, March 29, 2013


Aerogel
Aerogels are some of the world’s lightest solid materials because they consist of 99.98% air by volume. It was first created by Samuel Stephens Kistler in 1931but its usage in mostly more modern when in the 80s carbon aerogels were developed. Despite being a light weight material, aerogel has some pretty heavyweight uses. It is used in all sorts of ways from undersea piping and thermal insulation to solar dust collectors on the International Space Station. Aerogel is derived from a gel that has had the liquid part replaced by a gas. It’s translucent, nicknamed frozen smoke, solid air, or blue smoke, and feels like Styrofoam to the touch.
I have a feeling aerogel and its derivatives probably have many more uses than I have discovered searching with Google. And I wonder about its carbon footprint and how it degradable it might or might not be. I wonder about its impact on the natural world and how much its benefits weigh in the big picture of things.
Being on Andros, surrounded by alternately crashing or gently lapping ocean beneath starry skies at night, waking to birdsong before the dawn, and trekking dusty roads to town in the heat of the day sometimes sends my mind wondering and wandering. Just some thoughts...

Thursday, March 28, 2013


Aliens Among Us
Apparently Andros is thought to be the Area 51 of The Bermuda Triangle, a loosely defined region in the western part of the North Atlantic Ocean where a number of aircraft and ships are said to have disappeared under mysterious circumstances. The triangle does not exist according to the US Navy which is interesting because the US Navy also has a home away from home on Andros. Popular culture has attributed various ship and aircraft disappearances to the paranormal and/or activity by extraterrestrial beings (also known as ALIENS). Documented evidence indicates that a significant percentage of the incidents were spurious, inaccurately reported, or embellished by later authors. There are some that would disagree with that assessment. After all the legend of the Chickcharney lends itself to belief in a visit from an alien presence, and it’s a belief that persists today. Not to mention that when I get off the plane here (in the Bahamas) I too am an alien…..and I found this coin here too….

Wednesday, March 27, 2013


Double B. S….Bull Shark with Two Heads!
A couple of blog posts (about pupfish) back I mentioned bull sharks in the waters surrounding Andros Island, Bahamas. Serendipitous? I don’t think so because the word serendipity evokes a pleasant aspect and for me a bull shark just doesn't  A fisherman off the Florida Keys caught a bull shark complete with a living double headed fetus. It is a specimen now, (no longer a living fetus), that has been examined by scientists and pictured and written about in the Journal of Fish Biology. It is a rare occurrence (the unfinished splitting of the embryo into twins that result in two headed critters) and this fetus represents the first known specimen for the bull shark. The good news here is that the two headed bull shark probably wouldn't have survived (except maybe in a Jaws sequel of prequel) because the body was stunted and the shark wouldn't have been able to move with enough speed to avoid predators. That is some consolation, I guess since I would prefer not to meet any bull sharks this weekend (or any weekend) while splashing in the shallows of the turning basin at CCBeach in the Bahamas with a visiting grandson who just happens to be on spring break. It’s eerie enough knowing that my grandson’s name happens to be the same as the Chief’s last name (played by Roy Scheider) in the movie Jaws! Cue Twilight Zone music…

Tuesday, March 26, 2013


St. Pete
This one of the reasons I love to come to St. Pete, to spend time with my grandsons. When you get five of them together they find ways to have a great time out in the backyard with a couple of balls. When they fart they blame it on the dog and laugh. They love to hug you when they’re sweaty. They play hard and leave a bathtub ring.  
St. Pete’s motto, Be prepared to be pleasantly surprised, is a good one. We tried out a restaurant that was new to me called PDQ and the food was plentiful, tasty, and inexpensive. The bonus came when one of the staff passed out free t-shirts to all our boys and wished them a happy spring break.
We visited Lowry Park Zoo (technically in Tampa) and were pleasantly surprised there too. In addition to getting to see the animals, they have some fun rides and we didn’t have to purchase any tokens to ride them. Even though there was a little chill in the air the kids enjoyed the splash of the log ride. I rode the tiger rollercoaster (once) and the kids went a couple of times more. My youngest grandson rode a pony, a zebra, and an ostrich (and a couple of others- maybe the manatee and gorilla) on the merry-go-round. He loved it when he was really little and called it the me go round. I am glad he still loves it and it was fun to see him wave to his older cousins every time we went around. The flying bananas were a blast too. We engaged in a spirited discussion about how penguins can shoot their poop 4 feet while we watched the African penguins line up for feeding time.
We squeezed in trips to two parks too, Fossil Park and Crescent Lake. That’s why I love St. Pete. It’s filled with pleasant surprises.

Monday, March 25, 2013


Ghost Marriage
I have always been of the mind that funerals and memorial services were more for the living left behind than they were for the loved one deceased. But then I read about ghost marriages arranged by the living for the deceased (that were unfortunately single at the time of their deaths), so they won’t suffer loneliness in the afterlife. This is a centuries old Chinese practice that persists even today though it was officially banned in 1949. Families arrange and celebrate the weddings of the deceased much like any other wedding except they usually disinter the new bride and move her to a new eternal resting place beside the groom. Of course this means grave robbing of sorts (since its usually family doing the digging) and in my mind evokes images that one might expect to see in a zombie movie or meme. In China there have been some instances of grave digging entrepreneurs selling brides (corpses) on the black market for as much as $30,000.  There is even among the legitimate (but still illegal) ghost marriages, a bride price or dowry to be paid by the family of the groom to the family of the bride. The customary betrothal gift for a ghost wedding is typically between $4,500 and $5,500.
The last thing mentioned in the article is the thing that really pushed my imagination into overdrive, "Ghost marriage between two dead people is stable and lasts forever. There is no such thing as divorce." Maybe this has something to do with why a lot of exes don’t want to be buried beside each other. What if the ghost couples have unhappy marriages in the afterlife (without the recourse of divorce)? Might be an interesting version of going to h--- (you know, opposite of Heaven’s Pearly Gates)? That brought me to thoughts of my own divorced parents, who both were single at the times of their passing 10 years apart to the day. Nah, I think for them until death do we part might be interpreted as in death remain parted and I figure they’d both want to keep it that way, no ghost marriage for them, at least not to each other!

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